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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Parenthood

The following words have either recently entered into Andy and my vocabulary or have taken on new meanings:

twosie: not only poop, this is also what Andy calls it when Jack wears two onesies.

bink,binky, paci, shuterupper: a pacifier

boob sponges: disposable nursing pads

Pudge, Butterbean, Pumpkin Face, Fussy Pants, Chubbabub, Bubby, Bubba Jones: all nicknames for Jackson

milk machine: Mommy

Grey Poupon: yellow, seedy looking poo

Cheerios: what a wet diaper smells like

Peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter and jelly: some weird thing that Andy chants to make Jack stop crying

Dream Ninjas: what Jack is fighting when he startles in his sleep

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haaaaa Ha Ha! I needed a good laugh today. It's good to hear that you are having some fun with your new roles as parents. Dream Ninjas....ahhhhh ha ha.

Rox

H. said...

love the new "parenthood" vocabulary, especially Jack's nicknames :-)

Anonymous said...

when is Jack's Appt?

Lynne said...

I love all the new terms for parenthood, I can't decide which one is my favorite.

Anonymous said...

Just wait, later on in childhood you'll want diapers that smell like cheerios! Trust me : )